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BREAKING NEWS

Just taking advantage of the opportunities

If our public officials are not going to take advantage of the opportunity afforded to us, I will. Yesterday, I withdrew the funds in my retirement account. I have also engaged a local realtor. I plan to lease or purchase as many resorts, motels, vacant businesses, and homes that are for sale in our community as possible. I am also interested in obtaining the closed schools.

Furthermore, I am in the process of communicating with U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D), requesting information about bringing 4,000 (or more) of the poor immigrants crossing America’s southern border to our county to reside in the properties that I am trying to obtain. I figure that I can probably put a few hundred of our Central American/Mexican brothers and sisters in each school. I am still trying to calculate the square footage of some of the larger vacant stores in our county.

It will be a win-win proposition for our community. I will receive about $6,000 per month per every five immigrants for whom I provide lodging – tax free. Our school populations will explode; however, they will have to provide multilingual education. Our medical providers can treat our “new residents” for tuberculosis, pneumonia, scabies, and the diseases previously unknown in North America. I anticipate that our new citizens will qualify for free Obamacare, so our medical facilities will be sufficiently reimbursed.

Their arrival will also provide a further economic boon for our county. Your readers will recall that U.S. Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), said in 2012 that for every $1 in food stamps used, $1.79 is generated for the community. Our new residents will qualify for these benefits. My efforts may lead not only our county, but our entire state out of the economic doldrums that we have long experienced.

Dennis A. Roy

Oscoda